 | Everything's Creepier in a Swarm |
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Plenty of things in life are just annoying on their own; mosquitoes, mice, Kardashians. But when they team up en masse it's just creepy as all get out. |
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 | 19 Completely Insane Scarification Tattoos |
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Technically speaking these aren't tattoos, but scarification has come a long way from tribal folks just gouging patterns into themselves. Everything you see here was done with a scalpel cutting into flesh to produce permanent scarring. |
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 | 13 Terrible Allergic Reactions |
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Science tells us allergies are caused by witches. If you're lucky you just get a bit sneezy, maybe itchy eyes. If you're unlucky some of this insane stuff happens to you. |
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 | Parrot Has A Dirty Mouth |
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Mouth or beak, we're not sure how it works in this case. But nonetheless, these owners should be proud to own such an inquisitive parrot, even though it's not safe to take to work... |
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 | Break Picture Gallery: May 18th, 2012 Edition |
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Break Picture Gallery: May 18th, 2012 Edition! Avengers, Dance Battles, and more! |
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 | Things We Want |
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We all have wants and needs, but needs are lame. Toothpaste? No. Pacman chair? Yes! Here are the items we want and you probably do too. |
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 | Goodbye, Innocence |
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Remember when the world was a big, beautiful place, full of wonder and hope? Well, let these photos remind you that it isn't. |
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 | This Is What Happens When You Drink Too Much |
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We understand you like to have some fun, drink a little, and party. That's fine. But you need to use moderation. If not, you're going to end up like some of these unlucky people. Very, very unlucky people. |
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 | Bachelor Party Bungee Prank |
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For his bachelor party, this guy's friends take him bungee jumping blindfolded. But little does the guy know, he's not jumping very far. |
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 | Woman Fails At Vacuuming |
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We're not entirely sure how a vacuum works internally. We know there's a motor of some sort. However, we are 100% positive the hose has to be connected for anything to happen. 100%. |
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 | Bear Grylls Parody: Man Vs. Metro |
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Elliot Loney parodies the popular Bear Grylls show 'Man Vs. Wild' by going around town and interacting with the locals. He's so good that, if our eyes were closed, we wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Or see the video. |
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 | Eric Kelly: Wall Street's Boxing Coach |
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Animal created this video of a coach who loves boxing, but hates his students: the people of Wall Street. He openly mocks them and it is absolutely hilarious. We'd take lessons from him and probably cry a lot. |
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 | A Very Impatient Dog |
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In this dog's defense, he really needs to get home to get to chewing on some things. |
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 | How To Open A Beer Bottle With A Chainsaw |
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It's a cool trick, but we would like to see him do it again after his 5th or 6th beer. |
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 | Dog Learns To Ride A Bicycle |
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So much for the saying 'You can't teach an old dog new tricks'. This chick just taught her old dog how to ride a bicycle, pretty sure that counts. |
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 | Science Experiment Blows Up |
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A couple of kids in the science lab melt aluminum by heating it up to 1335 degrees then learn it explodes when cooled too quickly. |
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 | No Fear Of Heights |
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If you even have a slight fear of heights this video will be difficult to watch. |
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 | 18 Awesome Origami Creations |
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Origami is the ancient internet art of posting pics of stuff you made out of paper online. Most of us have mastered folding paper into airplanes. Some of us have mastered more complicated stuff. |
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 | But is it Racist? |
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Every so often people post things online and they feel, somehow, it's offensive. But they're not sure. So they leave it to popular opinion. Is it racist? |
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 | Our Favorite Video Game Fails |
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In honor of the Diablo III release quagmire, we compiled some of our favorite fails involving video games. Don't worry, Diablo players. Other gamers have been as made, if not more, before. |
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 | 10 Completely Terrible Cereal Brands |
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For the most part cereal is either corn, rice or oats with maybe some sugar or color added in. Seems simple enough. But then when you go to brand it, things can get ridiculous. Just ridiculous. |
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 | Skateboarder Lands On Head Instead Of Feet |
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He almost landed it. And by almost, we mean it wasn't even close. |
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 | Guy Races Bike Down 1,000 Stairs |
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This guy completes a race down over 1,000 stairs without any visible injuries. However, he won't be able to sit for a while due to swelling. |
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 | Awesome "You're vs. Your" Rap |
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This guy breaks down the difference between the two words and it's something we all need to listen to. We promise, your going to love it. |
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 | Daughter Adorably Copies Dad's Anger |
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This dad was having a hard time with some of the calls made in the most recent Celtics basketball game and was being vocal about it. His daughter decided to join in, impersonating his actions and bad words. |
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 | Dog Door Fail |
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A very adorable yet highly unintelligent dog tries to walk through a door but can't because he has a broom in his mouth. Hilarity ensues. We here at Break wonder what kind of problems this dog has when he's trying to just use the doggy door? |
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 | Break Picture Gallery: May 17th, 2012 Edition |
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Break Picture Gallery: May 17th, 2012 Edition. Sly & Willis, Thor's hot sister, and more! |
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 | Lingerie Football Girl Fail |
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This chick just learned out the hard way that the Philadelphia Passion Lingerie Football team is taking next season seriously. |
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 | Horse Kicks Dog At The Beach |
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This will probably be the last time this old dog gets excited to see horses walking along the beach. |
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 | Rap Song With 11 Different Accents |
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Rice Boy Liu performs an original rap song using 11 different accents and stereotypes to make a point against racism. |
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